Worthy of a Theme Song

Worthy of a Theme Song
by Mathieu and The Black Bottles


When you entered the room
I knew you were special
You looked very bloom
When talked about going anal

I took a picture of you
Standing between some dude
And the guy from Atreyu
Who looks just like Paula Abdul

We took a cab to the fifth
I touched you down under
You upped the ante and did sit
On me like in Days of Thunder

When I woke up the day after
I had cocaine in my eye
I lend a kiss on your shoulder
And realized you were a guy

You're so worthy, so so worthy
Of a theme song, Of a theme song
You're so pretty, so so pretty
I can go on, I can't go wrong

Your name should always be written under your face
And the trumpets and choir should follow you from place to place

When I thought I had enough
I put back on my trendy pants
But since I was now gay and stuff
I stroke your big dick with both hands

When I got back to my girl's place
She was pretty upset
When she saw your white necklace
Hanging from beyond my sunset

You're so worthy, so so worthy
Of a theme song, Of a theme song
You're so pretty, so so pretty
I can go on, I can't go wrong

Your name should always be written under your face
And the trumpets and choir should follow you from place to place